FUCK ME, WHY DO I INSIST ON SUCH ~INTRICATE...
also I requested the Time Warp while everyone was...
NO ONE ~GOT MY VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY COSTUME.
tylerknott: “All You Ever Wanted” by The Black...
I want to start tagging all of my posts with "and...
SO BETTER OF TED GOT CANCELLED, BUT TWO AND A HALF...
This is tumblr university....
tesla-von-magnus: jocelynseip: The Campus… The report card… The uniforms… if only this was real <3 There are no uniforms at “”“college”“” ^ THIS But still, if only if only What the hell is on that report card?! Cleanliness? Love of God? What the hell kind of university is this supposed to be?
brosephgordon-levitt asked: I could rise from the grave and call it Easter. Bitches love eggs.
brosephgordon-levitt asked: I could turn water into wine. Bitches love wine.
brosephgordon-levitt asked: I could show them that I am Jesus in disguise. Bitches love Jesus.
brosephgordon-levitt asked: I could've taught them how to do the time warp. Bitches love to time warp.
brosephgordon-levitt asked: I could've handed out knives and toothbrushes, and corrupt the youth. Bitches love being corrupt.
So pretty much for this to be an acceptable...
I need to get my Rocky Horror on: I need to party with my favorite pals: And, SWEET BABBY JESUS, I need to get my hands on some of these:
teenwolframandhart asked: How was I not following you before? Your blog is so koality!
Don’t worry, I’m not who I used to be. I’ve had extensive therapy. I realize I...– Wolf (via fuckyeah9kingdoms)
If bitches had shown up last night asking for...
Just go ahead and give them candy. Bitches love candy.
Full name: Candice, and that’s all you’re getting out of me. Hey stalkers, I know you’re out there. Gender: Questioning. Age: 20 Birth date: August 21st Place of birth/Current place of residence: RESIDING IN CHICAGO BITCH. Heritage: German. Siblings: One. Parents: …yes, I have them. Religious/Spiritual affiliation: Zachary Quinto. Pets: A baby turtle named Napoleon. Marital...
Candice is not forever alone!!!!!! -Sexy Nate
I AM THE FIFTH WEEEL AT THIS PARY AND I'M OK WIUTH...
deatheating asked: I LOVE YOU CANDICE MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW <3
THIS IS AN "I LOVE SARAH" BLOG '10.
Whoa, hey, if you get any more sweaty and puffy, your costume is going to reach...– Jeff on Pierce’s Captain Kirk costume (Community 2X06, Epidemiology) (via therivanqueen)
Anonymous asked: im sorry. your beautiful, everyones beautiful- but i fear for your health ):
Conceited megapuppy: The first time I saw Castiel: →
the-krip: He’s sexy. Oh my God, look at him walk, MOTHER LOOK AT HIM WALK. ‘kasey, shut the fuck up’ OH MY GOD HIS VOICE IT’S LIKE THE SWEET, SWEET TUNE OF ANGELS PLAYING THE BASS OR SOME SHIT IDK MOM LOOK HE ‘GRIPPED’ DEAN OH MY GOD THE BULLETS AND… So I’m sitting in a computer lab LAUGHING MY ASS OFF because this is perfect.
norwegian black metal: Walking Home Last Night →
2gayvirgos: maniahum: Trigger Warning: Gay hate crime. I was jumped by four guys, and two chicks, one of which had a little girl with them, at the park I take my brothers. I was walking home from gate. Minding my own fucking business. The hurled insults about my weight, and how my… The fact that people could be so cruel, and that they’re not getting the fucking book thrown at...
I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN 3 DAYS.
WHAT. IS. MY. LIFE.