full-frontal nerdity.

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December 2010

Yeah I use an electric razor and then a regular one but I just don't understand how bitches keep it so smooth. I'll try the baby powder though. And fuck the waxing. I couldn't do it myself and no way am I letting someone else do it :|

I won’t even let someone else wax my eyebrows, why the hell would I let them near my crotch? Haha. :|

I’ve also read that putting a warm rag over the area for a few minutes beforehand and then letting the shaving cream sit there for a couple of minutes is helpful…it reduces bumps on the skin or something. Might be worth a shot.

Dec 1, 2010
Do you shave your pubes? And if so, how the fuck do you keep the skin from getting irritated? And yeah I'm kind of using this as an oportunity to get advice :D

Yep, I keep it clean as a whistle down there. 

Personally, I’ve found that baby powder is useful to prevent irritation. I also have to shave often, because if I don’t it gets prickly and DAMN, that sucks. A friend of mine recommended an electric razor but I’ve not gotten a chance to try that. I’ve also heard that waxing is better than shaving, but fuck all if I’m letting that shit near my cooch.

Dec 1, 2010
Still doing TMI?

Yep. Ask away.

Dec 1, 2010
Interested to see how I come across. People know know me irl aren't allowed to answer. :P

furryturtle:

Answer which one you think would fit me and leave it in my askbox.

  • Tall or short?
  • Crazy or calm?
  • Brunette or blonde?
  • Over 20 years old or under?
  • Single or in relationship?
  • Straight, gay or bi?
  • Lazy or bouncy?
  • Big dreamer or take things as they come?
  • Try three different outfits at morning or just wear anything?
  • Prefer flats or high heels?
  • Curly or straight hair?
  • Sleep with light on or off?

Honestly though who sleeps with the light on? Is that a thing? Why would you ever do that? What a waste of electricity. I mean sure, sometimes I accidentally fall asleep with the lights on, but I never intentionally think “oh hey, you know what would be fun? Trying to sleep with a bright-ass light shining straight into my eyes.”

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Let's Get it On Marvin Gaye

awkwardflamingo:

Let’s Get It On

Marvin Gaye

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best orgasm you ever had?

Most of my best sexual experiences have been solo acts, unfortunately. There was this one guy I slept with a few times last year who was a pretty good ride though. The most memorable time was pretty impromptu-we were watching Scrubs on the couch and it was completely unromantic~ and really hot and thrusty and sweaty. He’s the only guy I’ve ever slept with that wasn’t a complete disappointment in the orgasm department.

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It's TMI Tuesday and anon is ON. → sciencefiction-doublefeature.tumblr.com

So hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife…and hide yo’ husband, ‘cause I’m taking any TMI questions…

Nov 30, 2010
#la la la #tmi tuesday
I love the Doctor Who fandom.

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Nov 30, 2010
That awkward moment when you realize you've been walking around smiling like a troll.

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I don’t even know; it’s become my default facial expression nowadays. Either that or:

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#I just want to skip to the part of a relationship about 12 years in where we can watch tv and then go to bed and nobody tries any funny business
So many beautiful beards will be shaved tomorrow.

thecrazie666:

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Listen

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NO MERLIN TILL 2012

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hopesichord:

evehhr:

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Nov 30, 2010
December Is For Cynics The Matches

December Is For Cynics-The Matches

“So to hell with holiday romantics;

December is for cynics, December is for critics.”

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#the matches #music #christmas music
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http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/Emad_%28Explanation%29

…yeah, I still don’t get it, but thanks.

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Most baffling sex scenes in fanfiction. → cracked.com

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If there's one thing I hate more than anything, it's slut-shaming.

My friend tweeted this thing about how, “If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing.” and just. UGH. Are you kidding me? Just because a girl is enjoying sex doesn’t mean she’s any less of a catch than the virgin down the street…and that virgin might be a hardcore bitch. Don’t kid yourself into thinking that virginal=awesome girlfriend material and sexually active=horrible scheming slut. Perpetuating those stereotypes (especially girls slut-shaming other girls) is just terrible and hurtful. I’m not off writing essays about how openly sexual girls are amazing and virgins are idiotic prudes. I’ll fuck whoever I want to and you know what? I’M AMAZING AT IT, AND I LIKE IT, AND IT DOESN’T MAKE ME ANY LESS AWESOME.

Don’t even talk to me.

I wish I could 

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#that gif does funny things to my nethers
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#OH MY GOD HER FACE #FUCKING IRL TROLL
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#I'm so in love with her it hurts
I remember this time when all I said for a whole day was "DATA, JOHN, DATA, I CANNOT MAKE BRICKS WITHOUT CLAY."

perfectlysoundanalysis:

^QEUWABRNFCAERDSFV.

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Can I just make you people, all of you tumblrs, understand how perfect you are?

I would be so content if you were the only people I had to interact with.

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I'm getting no work done sitting in front of this computer.

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER.

I have to stop derping around and do some actual fucking work.

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#you guys are great #I can't even
THIS IS POST 6, 666 ON THIS BLOG.

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#I AM THE DEVIL #BOW DOWN #PLEBIANS
Oh cool, I never knew you were really in to art, that's awesome. Uhm possibly business or dance, I dunno.

I never really knew I was into it until college, to be honest. I took an art class for fun and just fell completely in love.

DO BOTH. See where life takes you. Or possibly just ignore whatever advice I give you because I’m a little hippie teapot short and stout and am basically herp derping my way through life.

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Nov 29, 2010
When did all of my friends start growing up and having adult ~relationships and marriages and babies and junk.

IT’S QUITE OFF-PUTTING.

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I SPENT THANKSGIVING ON MY COUCH EATING NUTELLA WITH MY FINGERS AND WATCHING DOLLHOUSE.

This is a blog about being forever alone~

Nov 29, 2010
#forever alone blog #forever eating blog
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Consider this possibility. What if Harry Potter was not Harry Potter, but instead, he was the opposite; Harriet Potter? A girl. Imagine the change: Snape would treat him like a daughter because she would remind him of Lily. Hermione would have a rival to Ron's affections and maybe Malfoy wouldn't be such a bitch. Heck, recreate the entire story with Harry as a girl and imagine the possibilities.

yas-snape:

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*me at the idea of Snape treating her as a daughter*

And now I feel like a perv because I think Snape would wait for her to grow up just to hit on her and succeed! 

Snape/Harriet would be my OTP for sure.

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