WOW…owl city is even shittier live…
May 2010
so I’m seeing owl city tonight with some friends…don’t judge me, I got free tickets.
April 2010
“I don’t think you want to take advice from me. I had a three musketeers bar for breakfast and this bra is held together with tape…”
—Liz Lemon (via marykelly) (via fuckyeahlizlemon) (via heroesrebel)
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
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beer.igiveitall.com: Romulan Ale →
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ROMULAN ALE
Brewer: Cerveceria La Constancia, Guatemala
Style: Lager
ABV: 4.5%
Link: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/92/4681NOTES
In honour of Leonard Nimoy’s visit to our little town of Vulcan, Alberta one of the 4(!) liquor stores brought this in. Romulan Ale at the same time…
“I thought about asking a guy who snorted cocaine and got arrested for DUI when he was 30 to come and speak to our kids, but President George W. Bush was not available.”
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Dr. Terry Oatts, the principal of Woodland Middle School (Georgia), in an e-mail to parents concerned about his decision to bring rapper T.I. to the school to perform community service by speaking to children at an assembly. Ice burn of the fucking year. (via blogonthe)
(via stfuconservatives)
i believe the above quote is in line with the left side of this flow chart
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Obi Juan Kenobi: Jedi Master: axioms: ... That’s not so hard. Things you will need: Internet... →
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…
That’s not so hard.
Things you will need:
Internet Access.
Jumper Cables.
Rope.
A car battery.
Procedure:
1.) Post on CL that you want a hot guy. You will get 100 or so emails within 5 minutes from mostly fat or ugly men, but it doesn’t matter, pick one with the best…
this is amazing.
I have a job interview at 2!
it’s nothing big, just a part time job for a couple of months, but still. It’s money.
the only foreseeable problem is that it’s a telecommunications job…and I’m horrible on the phone. absolutely horrendous, in fact.
also, I’m going to see How To Train Your Dragon tonight, and hopefully Kick-Ass as well. :)
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