February 2011
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mausii replied to your post: It’s hard for me to take people seriously when…
Maybe it’s something like that weird American thing “I could care less”? Which MAKES NO SENSE, you COULDN’T care less, if you COULD care less, you’re obviously not being dismissive enough!
I feel the need to punch people in the throat when they say, “I could care less.” Good. I actually...
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It’s hard for me to take people seriously when they misuse common phrases.
For example, this girl is talking about gay rights on the radio and, although she strongly agrees with her cohost, she keeps saying, “I couldn’t agree with you less.”
“Less.”
“LESS.”
You’re a college student. Granted, nowadays that doesn’t really mean all...
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January 2011
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CARLITA IS EXACERBATING MY LUST ISSUES.
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garntgunstin asked: One can never have too many mustache rides ;)
wastelandman asked: I moustache you a question.
carlyann replied to your post: MUSTACHE.
I want to be you when I grow up.
I want to be with you when I grow up!
garntgunstin asked: All those asks were intentional. Just so you know.
brighterthingsthandiamonds asked: MOUSTACHIO.
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
http://facialhairhandbook.com/ (this one wasn't working for me but the idea is good enough)
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
http://facialhairhandbook.com/ (this one wasn't working for me but the idea is good enough)
garntgunstin asked: MUSTACHE.
garntgunstin asked: MUSTACHE.
egalitarianmuse replied to your post: 8-]> Goatee or soul patch, you decide.
They do taste different, I’ve noticed that too. That’s very cool. I can’t stand soul patches. I have a prof with one and I have to make a concerted effort not to note it.
I dated a guy freshman year with a soul patch and he would constantly chew on it. It was disgusting.
garntgunstin asked: MUSTACHE.
garntgunstin asked: MUSTACHE.
egalitarianmuse asked: 8-]>
Goatee or soul patch, you decide.
Goatee or soul patch, you decide.
carlyann replied to your post: I like your version much better. ~`~
Adding this to the many reasons why our ship is the best ship.
Because I can fall asleep anywhere or because I did it so much that the school had to institute a rule about it?
Either way…Candly/Darandly > any other ship.
brighterthingsthandiamonds asked: http://bit.ly/fK2HSX
http://bit.ly/g1RaOC
http://bit.ly/dFBDiD
http://bit.ly/fTkenB
http://bit.ly/g1RaOC
http://bit.ly/dFBDiD
http://bit.ly/fTkenB
thequeenofcupsexpectsapicnic asked: I like your version much better.
~`~
~`~
garntgunstin asked: How do I do a mustache, though?
MUSTACHE.
MUSTACHE.
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Post a mustache in my ask box. For every mustache... →
(oh, and I’ll post one random fact about myself.)
“I still love the book-ness of books, the smell of books: I am a book...”
– Neil Gaiman (Locus, February 2005)
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The only reason I possibly have to leave this building tomorrow is if I want to go to the cafeteria for my midday meal.
Cut to me wearing my slippies and robe around all day.
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In ‘Safe’, how did the “hill folk” know that Simon was a doctor?
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It’s kind of upsetting that I’m allergic to cats/don’t really like cats at all, because I’m basically the stereotypical cat lady. Just ask my mom.
Dog lady it is, then.
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Things that are awesome about not having a...
Everything
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CHRISTINA HENDRICKS WHAT THE FUQ ARE YOU WEARING.
QURL YOU COULD LOOK SO FLY BUT YOU PUT ON UGLY-ASS DRESSES AND YOU MAKE MY HEART HURT.
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The newest piece of on-campus fuckery I’m having to deal with: chores. Our RA posted a motherfucking floor chore chart. Because, you know, I’m 12 and not a grown-ass woman and it’s a good thing that she’s holding my hand because I couldn’t make it on my own.
She came to my door and told me that I had to clean the microwave today and I just kind of stared at her,...
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