I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box
- Dear person I hate,
- Dear person I like,
- Dear ex bestfriend,
- Dear bestfriend,
- Dear mom,
- Dear dad,
- Dear Santa,
- Dear future me,
- Dear person I’m jealous of
- Dear person I had a crush on
December 2011
November 2011
Shopping online for boots instead of getting ready for work even though I have to leave in 10 minutes and I haven’t even showered yet blog ‘11.
When Amazon considers Maxim a 'Men's Interest Magazine'.
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my brother’s creepy girlfriend will not leave my house.
HE’S NOT EVEN HERE ANYMORE AND I WALK INTO MY MOM’S ROOM AND THERE SHE IS LAYING ON MY MOM’S BED.
that’s where I lay. :(
fyi : if you have just killed your fifth bottle of wine, listening to bon iver is the worst.
brb crying in the bathtub.
When you google 'Adam and Eve'
and it automatically brings up ‘Adam and Eve bible story’
but what you were looking for was a sex toy site you used once
Are you a truck? lol My anonymous opinion of you is that you are a fun-loving type of humanoid.
HUMANOID
I love it.
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
“For me, as a kid, when the afternoons got darker and there was a thrill of cold in the air, I knew that even though summer was over, the TARDIS was coming back. So yes, that’s part of the reason for this little delay. But it’s not the whole story, Very soon now, Doctor Who is going to enter production for the longest sustained period we’ve ever attempted, and the biggest and best and maddest time ever to be a fan of this wonderful old show is rumbling towards us. And yes, you got me. We needed a little more time to prepare for everything we’ve got planned. That, above all, is why we needed this tiny gap. Just be a tiny bit patient, and trust me, we’ll make it up to you.”
—Steven Moffat on Series 7/Autumn 2012. (via gallifreyan)
Of course, there's always the Titanic, because we know she goes down.
Which ship do you prefer: The Arizona USS, or the Belle of Louisianna? (I'm sorry, I had to, I'm drunk.)
As long as the Belle tops, I’m totally down about the good ship USS Ariziana.
SEND ME TWO SHIPS AND I'LL TELL YOU WHICH ONE I PREFER
It’s weird shopping for pajama pants for my grandad because the folks in the picture have really prominent genitals and I don’t want to think about that when I’m considering whether or not my grandpa would like it.
I’m personally glad they benched Community instead of Parks and Rec.
