I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box
- Dear person I hate,
- Dear person I like,
- Dear ex bestfriend,
- Dear bestfriend,
- Dear mom,
- Dear dad,
- Dear Santa,
- Dear future me,
- Dear person I’m jealous of
- Dear person I had a crush on
Shopping online for boots instead of getting ready for work even though I have to leave in 10 minutes and I haven’t even showered yet blog ‘11.
my brother’s creepy girlfriend will not leave my house.
HE’S NOT EVEN HERE ANYMORE AND I WALK INTO MY MOM’S ROOM AND THERE SHE IS LAYING ON MY MOM’S BED.
that’s where I lay. :(
fyi : if you have just killed your fifth bottle of wine, listening to bon iver is the worst.
brb crying in the bathtub.
and it automatically brings up ‘Adam and Eve bible story’
but what you were looking for was a sex toy site you used once
I love it.
As long as the Belle tops, I’m totally down about the good ship USS Ariziana.
It’s weird shopping for pajama pants for my grandad because the folks in the picture have really prominent genitals and I don’t want to think about that when I’m considering whether or not my grandpa would like it.
I’m personally glad they benched Community instead of Parks and Rec.