April 2011
jane-ostentatious-deactivated20 asked: sexy ass motherfucker
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Anonymous asked: FUCKING AWESOME!! I especially love your love of LOTR. :)
Anonymously message me exactly what type of person...
March 2011
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Watchriotsnotdiets:
kylathegreat:
IDGAF ANON
every fat girl get a bikini stat
brb buying a bikini in an attempt to be half as badass as this lady right here
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When Sam reads the titles in the Red Book at the...
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What the fuck is this whole trend of putting image...
xlivvielockex:
ninnyhammer-:
I see it particularly often in relation to memes.
I’m going to start adding that to all of my text posts. Fuck you all, I do what I want.
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The image description is for people who are visually impaired. The...
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What the fuck is this whole trend of putting image...
I see it particularly often in relation to memes.
I’m going to start adding that to all of my text posts. Fuck you all, I do what I want.
[Post description: Black text on a white backround on the tumblr blue dashboard. Text contains complaints about people in general and nothing in particular.]
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STOP THE PRESSES.
wildshieldmaiden:
HOLD EVERYTHING. FIRST LOOK AT MARTIN FREEMAN AS BILBO?!?!?!?!?!?
WAIT, SERIOUSLY? HOLD THE PHONE.
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I wish "it's complicated" was on option for things...
Hometown? : It’s Complicated with the Place I Was Born/The Place I Grew Up
School? : It’s Complicated with My Lack of Motivation
Work? : It’s Complicated with the Job I’m About To Get Fired From
Political Views? : It’s Complicated with the Current Bipartisan System
Select Sex? : IT’S COMPLICATED WITH THE GENDER BINARY
samgagmee asked: COULD I JUST HAVE YOUR TREE BABIES FOR YOU, PLEASE?
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If, if I were ever to procreate, I have very specific needs.
They must be twins, one boy and one girl.
The boy absolutely must be the ‘older’ one.
The boy must have blue eyes. Hair color is optional but preferably light blonde…like, bleachy white blonde.
The girl must have golden blonde hair and green eyes.
The boy has to be pale, but the girl needs to tan easily.
Having...
wildshieldmaiden asked: ☀
Put a __ in my ask if you want to know...
makethemgold:
♫ - a favorite song ⓣ - a favorite tumblr ✘- a secret ☀ - a wish ☠ - a bad memory ツ - a good memory ✦ - random fact
huntswoman asked: So I haven't had internet in over a week because the Tumblr app doesn't count because it sucks and is frustrating but the advantage of this is that it means that I just got to go through all your posts all in one long go of hilarity and amusement and your blog is just so great it's ridiculous.
Also: WHAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN (that I know of I mean) ANYONE'S TUMBLR...
Also: WHAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN (that I know of I mean) ANYONE'S TUMBLR...
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SLUTIDARITY FOREVER
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Anonymous asked: Liz Lemon with Janeway's sex drive
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Which fictional character do you think I resemble...
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NUMFAR, DO THE DANCE OF JOY.
hiatusxx asked: Can I just say, I love your tags? On my old computer I could just let my mouse hover over them and read the whole thing if it was too long to show up in the post on my dash, but on this one I actually have to click it.
But I do it anyway because it's always amusing :D
But I do it anyway because it's always amusing :D
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New post in the ‘Lúthien Tinúviel’ tracked tag (that wasn’t posted by me)?
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Women’s Fitness Magazines Are Fundamentally... →
Have an unbelievably fucked up relationship with food and expect that every other woman does as well. Desserts are “indulgent,” and “sinful” and calories are to be obsessively counted. Breakfasts are compared side-by-side and analyzed for fat content. Tips about how to resist the urge to eat a piece of cake abound. Foods are discussed as “belly busters” or “fat fighters” rather than...
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ellduderino-deactivated20111206 asked: I MISS YOU ;_;
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My magical hangover cure:
Oogave Ginger Ale
Toast
Two Advil liquid gels
Lots of sleep
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shannehg-deactivated20111023 asked: kerry katona :p
samgagmee asked: ORLANDO BLOOM
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Put a celebrity's name in my ask box and I'll...
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goldberry-bombadil replied to your photo: 100% rude, 100% of the time.
Is your facebook picture really Peter Jackson in Bag End? FOR REAL? That’s wonderful
LOL IT IS. I’m just so excited to be back in Bag End!
Disclaimer: I am actually Peter Jackson masquerading as a young woman. THIS BLOG IS A SHAM. YOU’VE ALL BEEN FOOLED BY MY RANTING AND RAVING AND PICTURES OF MY AWESOME FACE.
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Season 1 of The Wild Thornberrys is on Netflix...
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I don't understand why my room smells like...
I’m damn sure going to use it as an excuse to make a LUTHERANS ARE ALL GERMANS!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!ONE!!!!!! joke, though.
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I want to write a book entitled 'The Philosophy of...
This book would consist of gems of ~~~~~~~~wisdom~~~~~~~~ gleaned from people’s facebook statuses and twitter updates.
Time will only tell if you really love someone. If you can give a person time and space then u can do anything. ♥
Next time you have a problem with someone, imagine the both of you standing together at the foot of Christ’s cross.
If your so worried about it then...
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IT’S MARCH 25TH.
