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June 2011

Presidential Proclamation--Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month  → whitehouse.gov

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2011 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to eliminate prejudice everywhere it exists, and to celebrate the great diversity of the American people.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirty-first day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand eleven, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-fifth.

              BARACK OBAMA

May 31, 20114,654 notes
#CRYING #SCREAMING #BEING GENERALLY IN LOVE WITH MY PRESIDENT #literally though there are tears streaming down my face
Can I tell you guys a secret?

It’s really hard not to sing the Mail song from Blue’s Clues every day at work.

Like…abominably hard.

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May 31, 20113 notes
#HEEEERE'S THE MAIL IT NEVER FAILS IT MAKES ME WANNA WAG MY TAIL WHEN IT COMES I WANNA WAIL 'MAIIIIIIIIIIIIL' #so when the postal worker drops the mail off or when I walk into an office to hand a stack of letters to the random lady that works there you can bet your bottom dollar that I'm dying to burst into song ugh life is hard

fearthereaper:

THE ONCOMING STORM: Hey, Tumblr Whovians, an idea?

fiveroundsrapid:

So Saturday, we find out who River is. Cue Tumblr exploding, yes? Yes.

And, as River has taught us well —

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So I propose that everyone do their best to be courteous — but that doesn’t mean you have to keep from posting your flailings, cursing, reactions, etc.

If everyone just takes the extra half second and tags all their gifs, graphics, and capslocked text posts with #a good man goes to war, those in the fandom who can’t see it right away can turn on Tumblr Savior, and just this once, everybody wins.

May 31, 20111,519 notes
#THIS FUCKING FANDOM, MAN #banding together to prevent each other from getting spoiled because this may be the moff's most drawn-out plot twist yet and we're all gonna be scratching our heads and freaking the fuck out and here we are, promising to take care of each other so we can be dangerous together #INTELLECT AND ROMANCE OVER BRUTE FORCE AND CYNICISM
GIVE ME A SERIES AND I'LL TELL YOU:

❤ fave male:
❤ fave female:
✖ least favorite:
✔ who resembles me:
❤ most attractive:
❤ three more characters that i like:

May 31, 201147,717 notes

May 2011

May 31, 2011542 notes
#fdhsjhkjzsfhgs #so accurate omg ice t does NOTHING but it's so fantastic
May 31, 2011
#ouch. #I'll be in my emo cupboard
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17- A description of the family I want to have when I’m older | I…don’t really know. I don’t want kids, I know that much. I’m not opposed to the idea of marriage, but I don’t know that I really want it all that much either. My last real relationship ended three years ago, and I’ve never really dated someone with the intention of spending the rest of my life with them or anything. 

I want to stay close with my brother and my mom, though. I never want them to not be a significant part of my life.

May 30, 2011
May 30, 2011
#I got a really awful sunburn on my right arm ugh fuck you summer road trips
24, 32

24- What words make me feel the best about myself | majestic, aggressive, delicious.

32- The sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me | “Every time it rains I think of you.”

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7- Biggest turn offs | poor grammar, bad taste in music, inability to handle silence or being alone.

8- What I want to be when I get older | a zombie hunter.

11- My idea of a perfect date | March 25th. 

hahahaha no but…I’d like my partner and I took cook dinner together and then sit down and watch tv. It would be perfect if ice cream was involved too.

14- A description of the person I dislike the most | One individual who dated one of my close friends came to mind almost immediately. She was horrendously mean to this guy, who happens to be the nicest and most genuine dude I’ve ever met. She’s cruel and abusive and most of the time I want to punch her in her stupid face.

20- How my last kiss when down | We were drunk, it was sloppy and gropey and awkward.

May 30, 20111 note
put a number(s) in my ask box.  → candicemon.tumblr.com

1-my best friends are.
2- What I hate most about myself.
3- What I love most about myself.
4- What I’m really good at.
5- What I’m really bad at.
6- Biggest turn ons.
7- Biggest turn offs.
8- What I want to be when I get older.
9- My relationship with my sibling(s).
10- My relationship with my parents.
11- My idea of a perfect date.
12- My biggest pet peeves.
13- A description of the boy I like.
14- A description of the person I dislike the most.
15- A reason I’ve lied to a friend.
16- Where I have lived before.
17- A description of the family I want to have when I’m older.
18- What my greatest achievements are.
19- What I hate the most about school.
20- How my last kiss when down.
21- Most embarrassing moment.
22- What my last text message says.
23- What words upset me the most.
24- What words make me the best about myself.
25- A description of my self-esteem.
26- A description of my best friend.
27- The reason behind my last break up.
28- My favourite songs right now.
29- A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11.
30- An internal conflict I have with myself.
31- The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
32- The sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

May 30, 201178,537 notes
#please do this omg I am so bored
May 30, 2011
#book reviews #book you are so dumb...you are really dumb FO REAL
Sometimes I understand why my friends make fun of me for being picky.
  • I don’t like water. It tastes gross to me…unless it’s bottled water, kept in my minifridge and allowed to freeze just enough so that it’s icy and slushy.
  • “Can I get a harlo burger, hold the onions, no mustard or ketchup, extra pickles, bun lightly toasted.”
  • “I’d like the buffalo wrap, but instead of buffalo sauce, can I get ceasar dressing?” “…so, the ceasar wrap?” “No, I want the crispy chicken that comes in the buffalo wrap, not the grilled chicken that comes with the ceasar wrap.”
  • I only like eggs if they’re made by myself or my mother, or over easy on a cheeseburger at ihop.

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May 30, 20111 note
#I'm just really particular about my food okay I want it to taste a certain way and be prepared exactly the way that I want. I mean if I'm paying for food I want to enjoy eating it and yes that means that if the option is available I will literally watch you preparing my food to make sure it's up to my standards geez sorry if that makes me a bad customer I just know what I like~
May 30, 2011
#the harlo #everything is summers at concordia and nothing hurts #it isn't summer until I've had a harlo burger and a chocolate shake #recycling this picture from last summer because I can
May 30, 20112 notes
#these are my best friends #best family ever #everything is summers at concordia and nothing hurts #mark and john are the best of the humans
Would you fuck me? Yes Where? On a pile of books Drunk or sober? Drunk. or sober. Lights on or off? either To what song? Venus in Furs by the Velvet Underground Fast or slow? fast Relationship or fling? polyamorous relationship with carly Hickeys or no hickeys? of course hickeys Minutes or hours? years.

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A pile of books? Lordy, you know what I like.

May 30, 20112 notes
The sex quiz.

Answer, anonymously or not 

  • Would you fuck me?
  • Where?
  • Drunk or sober?
  • Lights on or off?
  • To what song?
  • Fast or slow?
  • Relationship or fling?
  • Hickeys or no hickeys? 
  • Minutes or hours?

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May 30, 201119,015 notes
#DO ITTTTTTTT
May 29, 2011
#being broke is killing my buzz, man #oh my god I want pizza so bad

lady-kovarian replied to your post

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Damn, gurl. Damn.

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May 29, 20113 notes
#lady-kovarian
May 29, 2011305 notes
#S C R E A M I N G #raising hope #this fucking show

carlyann replied to your post: carlyann replied to your post …

I DON’T HAVE ANYMORE KISSING GIFS

Neither do I.

Oh well. OUR LOVE TRANSCENDS PHYSICAL AFFECTION.

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May 29, 2011
#carlyann

carlyann replied to your post

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ellduderino replied to your post

i would make out with you if the technology existed… just know that

Someday, Kelly…someday.

May 29, 20112 notes
#carlyann #ellduderino
May 29, 20113 notes
#I just want to make out with someone right now #that's all I want #that's all I've ever wanted #mouth to mouth recussitation
I think you're beautiful.

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I think you’re beautiful, greyface.

ps. thanks. :)

May 29, 2011
May 29, 2011113 notes
#PETER TROLLSON #they will forever be my favorite cast in the history of everything
Reblog if you want your followers to put their first impressions of you in your ask.

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May 29, 201155,098 notes
May 29, 2011450 notes
#carbohydrates: a love story #this is a blog about food-related sexual frustration
May 28, 2011379 notes
#THIS IS MY FAMILY THOUGH #this fucking show #raising hope
May 28, 2011404 notes
#holy mother of moffat #look at her face #LOOK AT IT
May 28, 2011162 notes
#this fucking show #PROCRASURBATING #raising hope
1-one body part that turns you on? 2-two things you’re happy about? 3-three important people in your life? 4-four things on your agenda? 5-five reasons for you to be alive? 6-six things you want? 7-seven shows you like? 8-eight people to copy and paste this on their ask boxes?
  1. Mouths, I guess? Specifically, smiles. I like smiles that light up a person’s entire face.
  2. I’m incredibly happy that I currently have time to read, and that my closest friends are giving Doctor Who a chance.
  3. My mom and brother are the most important people to me. Aside from them though, I’d have to go with Mark, John, and (as cheesy as it is), Carly.
  4. I don’t really like to make huge overarching life plans or anything like that, so my agenda pretty much consists only of things like reading books, watching television, and spending time with my friends. I also need to call my grandmother tomorrow.
  5. This question is really awkwardly worded and I have no idea how to answer it. 
  6. Time to myself. That’s all I ever want, really.
  7. Right now, I’m really digging Doctor Who, Fringe, Parks and Recreation, Dollhouse, Firefly, and Raising Hope.

You’re all now finding out how incredibly dull I am.

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May 28, 2011
May 27, 2011651 notes
What books should I be reading this summer?

I like fantasy, adventure, dystopian futures, and mysteries.

I don’t really care so much about romantic plotlines.

If you would give me suggestions, that would be lovely.

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May 27, 20118 notes
May 27, 201158 notes
#let me kiss you, guppy mouth #billie piper #just like #what are you #what planet are you from
May 26, 20115 notes
#HOW DID YOU KNOW
May 26, 20113,155 notes
#damn, gurl #what's going on here and how can I help? #aubrey plaza
May 26, 20111,776 notes
#gpoy #patios #boats #campfires #the front lawns of random people
“I have a theory that dieting is a way to make women disappear… The less space we take up, the less power we have. Men work out to get stronger, to take up more room in the world. Women try to get smaller, daintier, until we just turn into pretty little things who can only think about how many grams of fat we’ve eaten today.” —

Rosa, quoted in Ophira Edut’s article “Seven Ways To Love Your Body” (2010)

I remember reading somewhere that American women’s magazines didn’t really feature diet articles until women got the vote, as a way to distract and “keep them in line”.

(via iamthecrime)
May 26, 2011361 notes
#presented without comment #fat
DARLING! Can you not sleep again? :( PS How haf you beeeeen?

Not so much that I can’t sleep as that I’m choosing not to sleep.

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May 26, 2011
Yeah, you just would have done it. Like preventing the Potters murders: there would never have been a murder, you would have just been there and prevented it in the first place.

But if you prevented the murder, there would be no reason for you to go back in the first place and try and prevent the murder. Temporal Negation theory explicitly states that you cannot alter any action that leads to the original time travel event occurring because then you negate the whole thing. The only possible resolution is the creation of an alternate universe, which would keep the original timeline intact. 

May 26, 2011
May 26, 20113,117 notes

everything-was-hobbits replied to your post: I know I’m really late to the party but

The first one or the series? What are your thoughts? IT’S GREAT ISN’T IT :D

I just finished the first one. Like, five minutes ago. And then I peed. The need to urinate was a separate issue.

It was amazing, holy crap. The characters were real and defined and the ‘verse was ridiculously well constructed. I could also probably go on for hours about the war narrative. My only problem with it is that the plot twists are horribly predictable if you know where to look for the smoking gun…but, in turn, I really appreciate that there aren’t any glaringly obvious “hey you said this and it sounded really ominous but nothing came of it are you fucking with me or something” things. My baby Tolkien has a tendency to do that and I’m like hey bro, you put that gun on the mantle like, years ago. Why isn’t anyone shooting?

A+, Suzanne Collins. A. Freaking. Plus.

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May 26, 2011
#everything-was-hobbits #the hunger games
I know I'm really late to the party but

I just finished The Hunger Games

and 

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May 26, 20116 notes
#it's been a really long time since any book besides lord of the rings stirred any feelings in my cold dead lump of a heart but guys this book made it rain on my face #SO MANY FEELINGS #I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING #the hunger games #so right now I know that the logical thing to do is to sleep but a. I really want to READ MOAR and b. logic has never been my strong suit so brb~
May 26, 201132 notes
#LOOK GUYS IT'S ME AND CARLY #CANDLY FOREVER #except neither of us is a cat and we're both puppies but whatever
May 24, 2011723 notes
#walter bishop #is better than you
I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

May 24, 2011
May 24, 20119 notes
#john noble #EVERY AWARD EVER JUST GIVE IT TO HIM #fringe #this show makes me feel ~feelings

I love the honeymoon period when you first start shipping a couple and everything is butterflies and rainbows and every stolen glance means 1000x more and every cutesy little moment makes your heart go pitter-patter.

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May 24, 20115 notes
#MY LITTLE FANGIRL HEART #I ship like it's my job
Introducing your friend to a new fandom:

p-mctully:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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May 24, 2011118,650 notes
#so accurate it hurts #gpoy: introducing my friends to doctor who edition
May 24, 2011198 notes
#most precious human in the history of the humans #I love my president so much
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