full-frontal nerdity.: Archive

September 2011

Aug 31, 20115,920 notes

August 2011

Aug 31, 20111,526 notes

I bet you got put in Gryffindor because you said you'd like to go to a castle or something ridiculous and irrelevant like that. Unless the questions are better now than last I'd heard? What was the sorting test like for you?

YES. Except I said I’d go into the forest so…whatever, Pottermore, you know nothing.

Also I suck at brewing potions and the spell casting system is jacked up, yo. It’s the worst.

Aug 31, 2011

#mad-baggins

Aug 31, 201179,190 notes

#YES PLEASE

Aug 31, 20112 notes

#NO GOD NO THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE #my entire life has been a lie #DYED IN THE WOOL SLYTHERIN HELLOOO

I finally got my Pottermore email!

Aug 31, 2011

#my name is KeyRiver149 and you should add me or something yeah

Aug 30, 20113,626 notes

#real life

Aug 30, 20113,062 notes

#I like that heather's posture is so controlled and naya's like...slouching in and just totally doesn't even care #vfjdfhgfdshghfghdsgfh #also heather's fist is all clenched #I think she's having to ~contain herself~ to avoid leaping on nay nay

Aug 30, 2011116 notes

#andy dwyer #can't decide whether I'd rather marry you or be you #ann perkins #parks and rec #cannot wait for this show to be back on the air

Aug 30, 20118,828 notes

#CACKLING

Aug 30, 2011457 notes

#YOUR FACE IS STUPID AND I HATE IT #we should be giving your eyebrows to homeless people to be used as tents

Aug 30, 2011254 notes

#okay no seriously what am I supposed to do with this

Aug 30, 2011991 notes

#ron swanson and I have that in common

Aug 29, 2011

#aka 'buffy: the next generation'

Aug 29, 201168 notes

#I know this is gross but HEY GURL HEYYYY #can I get yo numba can I can I get it~ #world's biggest perv at your service

the problem with HP fanart

is that sometimes I can’t tell the difference between J/L and H/G drawings

Aug 29, 2011

#hey ginny u kno people always say I look exactly like my dad #all I'm saying is u look a lot like my mom and we should get it on u kno u kno #am I the only one that thinks this is weird #bueller #bueller

Aug 29, 201195 notes

#genderswap #jealous of other people's skillz

Aug 29, 20111,375 notes

#MATT #you goon #what is your body #how is it doing that #HANDSOME GIRAFFE #most strangely attractive humans EVER

Can i be the Rory to your Amy?

I don’t know why I didn’t see this yesterday but

Aug 29, 2011

#WHOEVER ASKED THIS IS A PERFECT PERSON #let me love you

Aug 28, 2011399 notes

#sometimes people tell me that they hate cordelia and I cry for those people #CORDELIA CHASE IS A GODDESS #all of the feelings for this HBIC #BOW DOWN

Aug 28, 20112,300 notes

#my vagina is feeling all of the feelings

Aug 28, 2011781 notes

#GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Aug 28, 2011

#so there's fandom shit on this blog and that's cool yo yo yo #but also I drunk blog #and then there are the random bouts of really heavy serious personal shit #and then sometimes I talk about body politics #MY BLOG IS HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS #WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN #WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF ANYTHING #WHY DO I EXIST #what is quality #what does that look like

Aug 28, 20117,514 notes

#SPOILERS SWEETIE #matt smith #you ridiculous creature

Darlin', I do apologize most surely for callin' you baby. Round these here parts they like that, but I can see your made of diff'rent stuffs. May I make it up to you with some rowdy rough n' wild times? As they say, save a horse, ride a cowpoke, after all.

Aug 28, 2011

#okay for taking the time to type out the dialectic stuff you've earned yourself a makeout sesh with a bit of a boob graze at least

mind if i slytherin to your chamber of secrets? :3

Aug 28, 2011

#AAAAANNNND WE HAVE A WINNER #I would also accept requests to house your basilisk in my chamber of secrets #despite the fact that I really prefer cauldrons to wands

Aug 28, 2011

#hey anon that keeps calling me baby (I'm assuming it's the same one) #...please don't do that.

Would you like what-is-it to come over your parting flesh?

Aug 28, 2011

#YES #YES I WOULD

I like you. Get in my bed. (Cheesy enough?)

Aug 28, 2011

#charming #I'll consider it.

Have you seen 7 and 9 around? Because I'm about to 8 you.

Aug 28, 2011

#just a bit of a critique #I see what you were trying to do and it's a very commendable effort but the past tense doesn't exactly inspire sexy confidence #there are way smoother ways to incorporate numbers into pickup lines

did it hurt when u fell from heaven~

Aug 28, 2011

#GOOD ONE

Aug 28, 20111,446 notes

#is it inappropriate to tag this with exclamations of how hot I think topanga is...? #whatever I don't give a damn anyway #SERIOUS BABE #SERIOUS HAIR #DEM LIPS #childhood crush tbh

Anonymously send me a corny pick up line

ratherdielaughing:

Aug 28, 201113,613 notes

#I HAVE SOME REALLY GREAT GIF RESPONSES FOR THIS

The Guilt of a Time Lord (Doctor Who)

old-sock-drawer:

Title: The Guilt of a Time Lord
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: The Doctor (Eleventh), Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Donna Noble, the TARDIS.
Timeline: THAT SCENE during Let’s Kill Hitler
And now, somewhere in Hitler’s Germany, the daughter of his latest tragedy was spiraling out of control. They’re always magnificent, always brave…and he always destroys them.

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Aug 28, 2011214 notes

#KILL ME ALREADY AND LEAVE ME TO DIE #spoilers sweetie

Ellen Page ~anon

It’s hard for me to not think of you because of the one time that someone said she should play you in the ~movie of your life~

but probably Regency

for reasons unknown to all but the gods

Aug 28, 20111 note

#carlyann #wait am I supposed to justify these answers or #socially awkward on the internet

hugo weaving

Probably Candice or Sarah or maybe even Kelly

by proxy~

not because they post a lot of Hugo, but because they seem like the type to have accidentally on purpose joined a cult dedicated to his honorable name