January 2012
How to play the Dance Moms drinking game:
- Buy a bottle of Dr. McGillicuddy’s Intense Apple Pie liqueur*
- Pour a round of shots
- Take a drink every time someone mentions Candy Apples dance studio
- Take a drink every time someone makes an arbitrary pun about apples
- Take a drink every time Abby Lee Miller makes a child cry
- Do a double shot if Abby makes one of the moms cry
Enjoy!
*any alcoholic beverage will do, but this is my personal favorite
Sue Sylvester/Sue Sylvester
oh hey by the way tumblr sorry about not being here ever.
I have super limited free time and I’ve been spending most of it getting drunk
alone
in my bed
so
raise your hand if you’ve ever like really seriously quoted an india.arie song
like
in conversation
