April 2012
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Alex Kingston is playing a lawyer on Law and Order: SVU and her name is MISS POND
Apr 30th
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one day I will come home from work and not get drunk, BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY
Apr 29th
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all of my ‘this is your life’ moments happen when I’m drunk/drinking
Apr 28th
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"After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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when you’re really excited about something and want to tell everyone all of the things but then you don’t want to jinx it so you just shut the fuck up and try not to go bananas
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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ashdhjaggjajjxvggajkdh agnakdhvsvhhwkbav!/&bak HABBSGAKLNL hashtag: feelings
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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An Open Letter To Greyhound Lines.
As I write this missive, I have recently returned from a trip during which I used the Greyhound service to visit the Chicagoland area. I have personally spent thousands of dollars annually using the Greyhound bus service to transit between my two homes in Chicago and Arkansas and have been a loyal customer despite many a harrowing experience. I stuck with your service when, on my way home on...
Apr 24th
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I’m trying so hard to stay upbeat right now but ugh traveling makes me really sad especially when it means that I’m leaving my Chicago family behind
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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FUCKING MARRIED
all-her-ideas:
Apr 23rd
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when your emotionally closed off best friend tells you that she loves you for the first time and you start crying like a jackass and she gets really uncomfortable
Apr 23rd
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no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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feel all of the things
Apr 22nd
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So it’s no big deal but Piera is totally getting married today.
Apr 21st
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when you’re so happy you’re actually shaking
Apr 20th
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Apr 17th
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[[MORE]]You might have a drinking problem if you seriously consider attaching a hamster-style drinking receptacle to the wall of your shower so that you can drink wine while you bathe.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Message me (1) thing you want to know about me. →
Apr 17th
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Anonymous asked: fuck that anon. Candice is gorgeous!
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Anonymous asked: I'm glad you think your attractive because no one else will.
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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[[MORE]]Reasons that today is perfect: I only have to work for like, 4 hours. It’s nice and chilly and we can keep the AC off. I got to take a nap. In just two days I will be in CHICAGO which means that I get to see these goons and we will probably dress in drag again and I will get to hug them and I will be the happiest person alive because they make me feel all of the love in...
Apr 16th
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i want to know how you type out that noise you make when you press your lips together and sigh/whirr them because of reasons and stuff
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Today at work we were talking about derivations of names (like Vince/Vinny/Vincent and Liz/Beth/Elizabeth etc etc) and my friend Nicole said, “I really don’t know how you get ‘Dick’ out of Richard,” and I said, “It’s pretty easy actually.”  
Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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[[MORE]]I got a $.23 raise at work and I probably shouldn’t be this excited but whatever and it’s even more wonderful knowing that I got it because I’m actually really good at my job and for once I feel like I can stick with something without feeling like a failure and getting really depressed and giving up like I have with everything in my life. It gives me hope that life...
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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