May 2012
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May 29th
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It’s been so long since I’ve had a crush on a male-identifying human this is quite exciting
May 28th
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
May 27th
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May 25th
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May 25th
6,832 notes
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I don’t want to go home and go back to a job that I hate and a life with no social interaction and feeling so lonely that I get drunk and watch 90s sitcoms and pretend that I have friends I just ugh
May 25th
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I am so sunburnt jfc
May 24th
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A seagull just shit on me. :|
May 23rd
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We’re going on a ferry ride and we get to see dolphins asdfghjlk;
May 23rd
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May 23rd
5 notes
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May 22nd
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My brother and I are going to visit this LGBT community near Houston tonight and I’m pretty excited ngl
May 22nd
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My brother has never heard MMMBOP before this moment.
May 20th
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May 20th
29,031 notes
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“I wanted to write “stay” on your sides, surround your bed with oceans of...”
– J. Bradley, “Goodnight” (via grammatolatry)
May 20th
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May 20th
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It would be really nice to have a friend right now
May 19th
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Take a shot every time a character on SVU asks, “do you have children, detective?”
May 17th
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I am so fucking sick of people treating me like I’m disposable.
May 16th
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Finding ticks on my person is just…so unsettling. Fuck you, nature.
May 16th
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we have a mouse living in our house and yeah it’s pretty gross BUT HE’S SO CUTE OMFG
May 13th
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WAH I WANT A PUPPY SO BAD
May 11th
6 tags
I’m obsessed with songs that reference other songs.
May 11th
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May 8th
196 notes
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May 6th
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It should probably concern me that the workers at the pizza place next to my job not only know my name but my pizza order.
May 6th
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Anonymous asked: I don't know if you mean to but you come off as a huge bitch.
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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this is a butch lesbians with southern accents appreciation blog
May 4th
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spending my work day writing dance moms fanfiction: negative 20 adult points
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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Pro tip: cocoa pebbles with baileys is like the best 3 am breakfast ever
May 1st
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May 1st
56 notes
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May 1st
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May 1st
17 notes
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[[MORE]]the words ‘it’s a date’ are so acutely exciting to me right now oh and what do you know they’re the last words I heard fjdshfghdsfxadgs
May 1st