what’s the point of watching men’s beach volleyball
I mean
come on
July 2012
reading my old blog posts is making me so sad
there is no dignified way to eat ramen noodles with a spork..
wah I am out of cigarettes
I might just snap and fucking kill someone today.
maybe I’ll just get blackout drunk tonight.
wow today is the longest fucking day ever! awesome!
My only question about anything ever is why Olivia and Elliot aren’t together
also I can masturbate again!
The only good thing about having beloved friends leave is that I can be naked again.
Other than that it’s pretty much the fucking worst.
I hate national holidays because all of the idiots who are normally at work will be getting drunk and dropping their cell phones in lakes or barbecues and shit and then who do they call? ME.
No asshole I cannot personally retrieve your phone from the bottom of a lake. I’m a fat chick with a headset and no super powers, thx.
Not eating before work was like the ultimate bad decision.
