genre swap | spongebob squarepants as a horror/thriller
genre swap | lord of the rings as an lgbt romantic drama a la brokeback mountain
genreswap | arrested development as a lifetime original movie
Galadriel | as portrayed by Jude Law
“And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!”
Elrond Peredhil | as portrayed by Olivia Williams
“The road must be trod, but it will be very hard. And neither strength nor wisdom will carry us far upon it. This quest may be attempted by the weak with as much hope as the strong. Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.”
Saruman the Wise | as portrayed by Meryl Streep
“Do not expect me to wish you health and long life. You will have neither. But that is not my doing. I merely foretell.”
Frodo Baggins | as portrayed by Natalie Portman
“It is useless to meet revenge with revenge; it will heal nothing.”
Samwise Gamgee | as portrayed by Carey Mulligan
It was Sam’s first view of a battle of Men against Men, and he did not like it much. He was glad that he could not see the dead face. He wondered what the man’s name was and where he came from; and if he was really evil of heart, or what lies or threats had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would not really rather have stayed there in peace.
Peregrin Took | as portrayed by Emma Watson
“I want to think!”
“Good heavens!” said Pippin. “At breakfast?”
Meriadoc Brandybuck | as portrayed by Keri Russell
“You can trust us to stick to you through thick and thin - to the bitter end. And you can trust us to keep any secret of yours - closer than you keep it yourself. But you cannot trust us to let you face trouble alone, and go off without a word. We are your friends, Frodo.”
Boromir | as portrayed by Gillian Anderson
“Loud and clear it sounds in the valleys of the hills. Then let the foes of Gondor flee!”
Aragorn | as portrayed by Evangeline Lilly
“With hope or without hope, we will follow the trail of our enemies. And woe to them if we prove the swifter!”
Gandalf | as portrayed by Betty White
“He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.”
Gimli | as portrayed by Christina Hendricks
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens,” said Gimli.
“Maybe,” said Elrond, “but let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.”
“Yet sworn word may strengthen quaking heart,” said Gimli.
“Or break it,” said Elrond.
Legolas Greenleaf | as portrayed by Portia de Rossi
“I should dearly love to journey in Fangorn’s wood. I have made a bargain with my friend that, if all goes well, we will visit Fangorn together – by your leave…”
“Any Elf that comes with you will be welcome,” said Treebeard.
“The friend I speak of is not an Elf. I mean Gimli.”
“Hoom! This is a strange friendship!”
